imaginary punctuation.
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- me: i don't always try to cook in my mom's house, but when i do, i make sure to light it on fire. (proudly displays scorched oven mitt pic.)
- josh: the glove has seen better days. literally, any other day in its life. what were you cooking?
- me: would've been pasta had i not had to dump the pot of cold water onto the flaming mitt... haha, cue romney jokes.
- josh: seems a bit redundant. i thought all mitts were flaming.
- me: i knew i could count on you.
gettin’ my nerd on from a young age.
photo credit: my father, photographer to the stars.
(my mom recently had a bunch of old pictures digitized. i like to share.)
anyone who buys me a framed poster of this will be my hero.
(Source: thetracksofmywondrousworld, via nweez)
4 days ago • 6,136 notesthe les miserables reboot looks awesome. i’m lookin’ at you, hugh jackman and eddie redmayne.
4 days ago • 3 notes
it always makes me cringe laugh when j.d.’s brother dan shows up on scrubs. i thought zach braff and tom cavanagh were the same person for the longest time and seeing them together is somewhat jarring and definitely comical.
oh, the joys of face blindness.
5 days ago • 6 notes
the real magic of tumblr is that there are entire blogs devoted to things like bob ross gifs.
(Source: bobrossgifs)
5 days ago • 39,624 notesthat new video “isaac’s live lip-dub proposal” should really be titled “so many tears!”
1 week ago • 0 notes
who wants to teach me how to clone myself so i can see ben folds and bon iver simultaneously and then keep seeing bon iver while also seeing the shins, fun., and the civil wars? SERIOUSLY BONNAROO WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
(side note: is this the most first world problems-y post that i’ve ever had? probably.)
do you ever feel like there’s someone over you, watching your every move a great weight on your shoulders
a cat sitting on you?
