ok, new site idea. we’ll call it “FML or MLIA?” and post things like:
Tonight, my mother and I got home at the same time. I was coming home from knitting club, my mother was drunk and in the back of a police car. ____
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I’m around because I’m “squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time.” ____
I went to dinner with my family tonight and my sister decided to drink. I didn’t realize she was drunk until she started twirling my hair with her fork and calling me ariel from The Little Mermaid. I’m a guy. ____
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I’m going to ‘lick my professor’s butt’ instead of ‘kick’ due to auto-correction on my phone. ____
can you guess?
who has good grammar?
i don’t have one best friend, i have several super close ones, like katie and my friend since i was super little, ben.
i don’t really have a role model in particular, but there are different parts of many people that i admire. i see traits like determination, tenacity, and compassion all around me. and i love it.
i’m really afraid of my teeth falling out, throwing up, and of being eaten by a pig.
and also that i will never find what my true purpose is.