Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s a clipboard
So register some voters
Watch out Virginia.
Somebody get Carly Rae Jepsen on the phone to record a remix.
post tagged “#bet you thought this was a call me maybe-free zone” and “#but you were wrong!”
can we just talk about how whoever runs obama’s tumblr (i like to pretend it’s the big man himself) is the funniest post-tagger ever? and just in general he/she has a hilarious sense of humor. (like obama does… see? my theory is plausible.)
- me: i don't always try to cook in my mom's house, but when i do, i make sure to light it on fire. (proudly displays scorched oven mitt pic.)
- josh: the glove has seen better days. literally, any other day in its life. what were you cooking?
- me: would've been pasta had i not had to dump the pot of cold water onto the flaming mitt... haha, cue romney jokes.
- josh: seems a bit redundant. i thought all mitts were flaming.
- me: i knew i could count on you.